Alright, so let's make this quick and painless. I - Tessa - am saving up money to buy a boat.
I have ten years to raise a very large sum of money, now, with working, rummaging through garbage cans,
selling myself on the street, stealing from the rich/poor, etc. I still don't see an easy way to get the money.
So, what I am asking of you is that you donate any sum of money to the "Boat Fund".
No, this is not a joke of any sort. If you are local I will be more than pleased to meet you,
you can even buy a date with me for a decent sum of money!. ($20 or so)
You can e-mail me at revdingdong@hotmail.com

People who have supported the cause so far:

Omar Gonzalez
Coleman Beebe
Jackson Bedford
Shaela Miller
Alex Clark
Carl Molinari
T.J. Mattila
Katy Hansen
Michael Lambeth
Erik Stone
Robert Cooper
Jordan Cooper
Gretta Mattila
Your Hero Patrick "Shick Shaw" Martin
"A Formidable Man Indeed" James Wall
Hayley
Renee
Roman Tullis III
Geoffrey Hobbis
President of Carillon Systems Canada Alex Tsirogiannis
Sean O'Coin
Lord Byron Rigel Hawk
Paul Benson
Kenny
A majority of people at Shaela's going away party
Denyss McKnight
Dennis Beebe
Cherie MacKenzie
Richard Swinford
Dave Nason
Ben Brown

Once you have supported the cause your name will be forever engraved in the list of supporters.
We will have a special part of the boat dedicated to you all.